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This is how a class act celebrates when leading by 3 TDs going in to the 4th quarter. Cam should take notes.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

My sister-in-law works at the school where that lady is trying to have the book banned.

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At least you weren’t at the Arizona v. Seattle game. Try to explain this to a kid:

To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

That’s some good parenting right there. When my daughter gets upset at professional athletes loafing around and not running their hardest, I turn off the TV and take her to the strip club to show her that some people give 100% effort all their time to make some hard earned money. Never miss an opportunity to teach

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.

Concerned Mother’ is becoming one of Tennessee’s chief exports.

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Dalton is a good guy. Everyone hates cliché answers and he actually spoke his mind, was polite without being condescending (a trick you might want to learn), and that's not okay either. Just seems like a criticism here is unnecessary and crass. But my sincere apologies if my critique wasn't up to your illustrious

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

All the fucking stars.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Hey, Drew Stanton and I have the same dance moves!

If you’re talking about that missed Russell Wilson intentional grounding/safety in the first quarter, I wholeheartedly agree.

At first I thought Palmer was getting a little too excited for a regular season win, but then I remembered that his regular season is usually over before week 10.

That awesome Carson Palmer gif is even better if you imagine that he’s taunting Mackelmore.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.