Canadian babies will be throwing beer on Timber fans if they dare cross the border

Totally boring! All them big words and like grammar n shit! TLDR amirite?1!

“and such places do not teach young men how to mimic the lax manners and rude “caring” of the common people to whose failures the world assigns actual consequences. “

Harbaugh has already called the Brown’s GM to warn about Palmer’s balls.

If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.....

Yeah too violent and manly.

The Colts players must be furious. Their coaches undermined their great performance with a moronic gadget play and humiliated them on SNF. Would love to hear the private feedback in the team meetings on Monday.

Deflategate summarized in one paragraph.

As my Dad told me at the time: “There are many types of families.”

You haven’t spent much time in the bleachers of Yankee stadium, have you? Fights, drug use, every curse word imaginable. And this was when i was a kid in the 80s. “Family Game” my fucking ass, pussy!!!! (normal talk)

AMEN BROTHER

So that kid will watch the youtube clip of his mother crying while beer rains down from above. Bring on the orgies.

It was the 1st thing i thought too (as a fellow parent). Sure, take your baby to a day game in August if you want, but not to a Game 5 with 50,000 drunk idiots.

Eton does this to a person.

Love that he did the Blue Jays “stir the pot” move after his goal.

That’s how they prepare them for football.

Living in the Limelight

ohhhhh that’s good

All these Californians going “What the fuck are these people doing here?”

“Sure I’ll bring my baby to a Game 5 with 50,000 shitfaced assholes who haven’t seen any kind of sports success in 22 years. What could possibly happen? It’s not like we’re Vancouver!”