melvinmelvins
Melvin Melvins
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head over ass throw down

A+

Jimmy Carter had military service and look what they did to him. John Kerry and McCain too, for that matter.

*hugs*

and wearing sweaters in 110 degree heat.

Like I need more reasons to resent that guy.

He’s made a fortune performing at ice-weddings in Saskatchewan.

Don’t forget that playoff loss to Atlanta, a case study in terrible clock management.

ah yes, Hedge Fundies

Some folks just can’t handle “Tight End” jokes

Typical Canadian

It is beyond time for the laser-strike-zone technology to take over from the umpire calls.

Well said, Mr. Putin.

Tulips/Tiptoe

“You’d want Bill and Ernie doing your taxes”

Baseball teams change their signals several times a game. Why was is so hard for football teams to change their signals once a week?

He only has a job because of Daddy.

Steroids!

The real question is will Roger be around when this saga ends?

I have been waiting all year for this.