BREAKING: A DESPONDENT JIM IRSAY STORMS OUT OF REHAB

BREAKING: Mike Kensil found drunk and weeping in the corner booth at Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar

No, but Mike Kensil did!

Agreed. A first round exit is their ceiling.

Sure - if those franchise employees were texting each other about stealing merchandise for resale on the side, would they be fired? Because that’s what happened.

Nice to see her devout Christianity on display as well.

Anti-American? These people got married at the Vatican. This is just another photo-op in the glorious, contrived narrative in their lives. The exact fucking opposite of Pat Tillman. Fuck you.

The legal suit, yes.

Vain, sanctimonious hypocrisy define that organization, and it’s self-loathing fanbase.

Day 1: “Reggie, how many vicodins an hour does Jim Irsay take?”

“whahtah fahkin quittah!!”

ah yes, classic YANKEE MATH.

I don’t think its about tossing the ball around. Its about actual pitching, the mechanics of which are unique and exacting and require a lot more focus and preparation. And as the Sciosciapath was a catcher he knows this move all too well. It’s like a mini rain-delay.

The needles and the damage done.

Brady had to be at least generally aware that girl was not Ben’s wife...

You make me pine for the George Plimpton era of sports writing!

1738 reasons that ain’t happening.

That joke isn’t just fat, it’s obese!

2014 Red Sox

100% correct. Further proof that this is about the NFL “winning” and not anything that has to do with PSI levels at the AFC Championship game.