No one under the age of 30 should be allowed to witness the horrors of an Eagles fanbase first hand.

Tom Brady took his damn truck back from Malcom Butler.

HOTTEST OF HOT TAKES

You make zero sense. The onus of proof is not on the accused but on the accuser. What Goodell is doing is the old “Mr. Brady, when did you stop beating your wife?” routine.

Agreed. It would also help to reintroduce more predators, who would then end up hunting hunters. And that would be hilarious!

“ He could have texted others regarding the misconduct.” This is exactly how the NFL wants you to feel. That the absence of evidence is evidence. It is a lawyer tactic used all the time, a desperate last-resort one, because biased and gullible jurors fall for it.

Please. That’s the old “When did you stop beating your wife?” ruse. Keep trying though.

They don’t win games!

Finally some NFL talk about inflation.

The only game worth hunting are hunters.

Jets, Bills, Dolphins and Ravens. I think Goodell has unfriended Irsay on Facebook.

Then why didn’t he use American players as his point of reference?

Hey Colin here’s some real simple math for you:

Americans angry after being told they smell like 2nd place.

Except the American athletes who participate in them. But hey, fuck those clowns, amirite??

STOP STEALING POUND CAKE AND PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP

I’m American. You’re an idiot. USA! USA!

173 medals with 319,000,000 people.

The 40 year olds at Barstool Sports must love this guy

Sure, but YOU made them multimillionaires!