In fairness, Scottish people have no idea what the sun looks like.

Spirited Away and Nausicaa.

Spirited Away and Nausicaa.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

It’s impossible, at this point, for A-Rod to have a heartwarming comeback story. Whatever he accomplishes from here on out with be greeted with either skepticism (people are already talking about him being back on the juice) or grudging respect.

No, you clear room in the basket for a blob. Damn amateur fry eaters.

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.

I ASKED FOR THIS.

1. Natty Ice

That's what I get for putting them in the final game.

how you gonna leave out my man Frieza with Gun?!

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Oh man. PURE FUCKIN GOLD.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.