There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

Fallout 4 is more realistic than I thought.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a meat cleaver is a good guy with a katana.

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Jerry Jones: [browses article] Hmm, this Howard guy makes a good point. Hey, Jason, let’s put Greg on offense!

Casey’s?

It’s no wonder his chicken parm sandwiches look so sloppily prepared.

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

To the guy who wants to lean back against the tank while sitting on the shitter, be ready to clean up the floor. Sometimes your body weight against the tank will allow water to leak from the tank at the point where it attaches to the bowl. I guess if you don’t mind leaving a mess for the janitor, then lean away, but…

It’s better than “Las Vegas Ragged Showgirl Who Looks About 55 Giving A Handjob In The Tropicana Parking Lots”....

+1 thgyhgb you magnificent bastard

+1

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.