One of my cousins was a hot girl extra on a few episodes of Married With Children, and while I don’t think she’d be great at noticing sexism she did say that Ed O’Neill was incredibly nice and not at all like the sleaze he was portraying.
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That’s why his ass is so big, because it’s full of secrets!
Your screen name is the best, Dmitry is the best, and one way monkey has permanently replaced one trick pony in my lexicon.
Haha yes, fellow Rhode Islander who moved to SoCal and was driven insane by the California friendliness. After a year or two I finally got used to it, but now every time I go home I reflexively smile at everyone I make eye contact with and about 3 out of 10 people look at me like I’m deranged.
I am generally a quiet person and was known for being extremely quiet in high school, but I also startle VERY easily. One day in gym class the “class clown” came up from behind me and pinched my waist, and I let out an absolutely unreal horror movie scream. And, because we were in the gym, it echoed throughout the…
I have been to multiple filmings of The Voice because my mom is a super fan and I for one cannot believe that Blake is complaining about Miley talking too much because ADAM LEVINE DOES NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP EVER. I only saw episodes in the Usher/Shakira era, but I kid you not, Adam must have talked more often and…
Sounds like a huge bummer, and I can’t fault you for feeling like you’re basically being punished for being great, because that is pretty much what’s happening. But, it doesn’t sound like this project shift is something that will necessarily go on forever, and at the worst you’ll be stuck working on something…
My mother, on two separate occasions in an Ambien haze, ate an entire pie and an entire HALF GALLON of ice cream. Also on one particularly horror movie-esque occasion we were woken up by the fire alarm in our apartment building going off at like 3AM, and after we left the building my mom asks aloud, “where’s…
JFC, and it’s not as if Depp couldn’t have said something like this after ACTUALLY HITTING HER because he wanted to get out ahead of her and discredit her claim.
I haven’t been following this situation super closely so maybe I missed it, but has anyone on Johnny Depp’s actual team, such as his lawyer or his publicist, straight out said that Amber Heard is blackmailing him? Because they’ve been going on a really intense smear campaign since the moment this whole situation…
Big hugs to you. If it makes you feel any better, I lived almost this exact situation with my father for years, and while it will never not be a terrible situation from it, you can extricate yourself from it and it really WILL get better then. And while our relationship will never be a good one, once I actually fully…
So basically you’re that friend in horror movies that gets their friends killed is what you’re saying.
Oh my god it’s literally Paranormal Activity. Congrats to you for ever sleeping again.
Counterpoint: In my long and storied pizza eating career I have learned that one of the fastest ways to cool down a piping hot slice is by blotting off the oil. Excellent way for the more impatient of us to avoid the burnt flap of gum skin that comes from immediately diving in.