For some reason I initially thought that a Shia LaBeouf super fan knitted him a sweater of a Polaroid picture of Taylor Swift, which seemed like the most Shia LaBeouf thing to do for Shia LaBeouf ever.

Ugh, my mother was completely financially dependent on me for a significant stretch while I was in college, and for Christmas she bought me $200 dollars in gift certificates for lingerie and a haircut (both of which she KNEW I hate spending money on, her reasoning was that she was forcing me to “treat myself” on…

Oh my god yes, my rigorous high school schedule was so intense that it made my transition to my (pretty well regarded) state university a massive shock because of the abrupt decrease in workload. I regularly took 6 classes a semester instead of five and still felt like I had oodles of time because I miraculously had…

I read this too fast and read it as “Dane Cook Off”, which absolutely needs to be a thing.

And while I get that the caveat that both parents might be insane is fair and somewhat necessary, I also think it’s fair to assume that the previous custody agreement would at the very least indicate that mom is slightly less of a whack job than dad, which makes the judge’s ridiculously over the top bias in his favor…

God yes. My father isn’t even a very terrible person, he can be emotionally manipulative to the point of abuse but ultimately I think he was just completely not cut out to be a parent or deal with children, and from a very young age I was aware of this and very uncomfortable in his presence. I can recall being as…

I’ve always irrationally hated Affleck because I think his Boston accent is embarrassingly bad for someone actually from Boston, and I’m relieved that he finally gave me a rational reason to hate him because seriously what kind of miserable chode cheats on the flawless queen Jennifer Garner.

Yeah, I hate Jenelle and honestly a lot of her behavior and even her affect seem sociopathic, but really when I look at her I feel like she’s just too dumb and self absorbed to experience strong emotions or care about something outside of herself (because good god can she melt down over even the smallest perceived…

Yeah, I honestly have no doubt that Sherri’s allegations that her ex is using this baby for the sake of access to her money, solely based on the fact that like attracts like and someone shitty enough to abandon a child who’s existence they’re responsible for is the exact kind of person who would marry someone sleazy…

Isn’t that the absolute worst?! And yeah, I grew up primarily under the care of my mom who was legitimately poor (or at least poor enough that our utilities were turned off due to non-payment on a regular basis) so the experience with my dad wasn’t super foreign. I used to literally double up on sleeping bags and then…

God yes, my father was the exact same way. The cheapest cheapskate that ever lived (like, barely turns on the heat in a New England winter kind of cheap) but has always paid in cash for every purchase he’s made aside from his house. Once I got older and ran the math on his income vs. expenditure I just realized that…

Sorry, but when a father’s reaction to his child’s public accusation of abandonment is “you’re now dead to me because you hurt my pwecious fee-fees” I’m pretty inclined to believe that the majority of the alienation going on is coming from the person who doesn’t even have enough sense to realize how outrageously…

Thanks for the tips! I actually have quite vanilla taste generally and would tend more towards the occasional sexual experience outside of a relationship than an actual open relationship. But thanks for the context on the erotic lactation, that makes sense.

Ehm, not to sound like a super creeper or anything, but would you mind elaborating on this at all? I’m just not much of a kinky person however these are kinks that have always been particularly appealing to me. I’m not currently pregnant nor will I be pregnant in the near future, but I just can’t imagine broaching the…

Honestly, even if Holly were in it purely for the fame and money I’d still be on her side. I don’t see why an octogenarian who makes a living off of exploiting young women should be shielded from criticism from women he exploits, and just because a person can get or intends to get something out of a relationship…

The fuck? Is every insufferable douchebag in this generation some iteration of Ansel Elgort?

As ashamed as I am to admit it, I’ve been rewatching some old episodes of The Girls Next Door since all of the hullabaloo about Holly’s book came out, and yeah, their relationship seems very obviously emotionally abusive. He actually seems to be extraordinarily emotionally manipulative with both Holly and Bridget, but…

Yeah, I always felt bad for Hayden Christensen because I thought everyone in the prequels gave equally shitty performances but they were lucky enough to be established beforehand so it didn’t negatively affect them as much. I doubt he would have become the next Daniel Day-Lewis either way, but in other performances…

Ugh, a SADISTIC child molester. Because even being a child molester isn’t enough apparently, you need to take sexual pleasure in beating children too. It was more than a bit much. I’m also disappointed that Arya’s fairly obvious PTSD in the books has basically been translated into a look at the badass revenge chick…

Once I was on an early morning jog and ran across two lovely gentleman who were very polite but had the thickest southern accents I’d ever heard (which, to be fair may not mean much to a native New Englander now living in Los Angeles). I understood that they were asking for directions, but for the life of me could not…