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Chef: MY MOM

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Fair points, but I’d still go with Brazil + Ronaldo.

Their primary worry should be their defense, which is a total mystery

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.

my favorite part was when vegas took exception to the Caps trying to score late, as if they were trying to run up the score.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

If the cougar attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Cougars have been driven away by people who have fought back.

This episode just highlights how much more interesting Maeve’s storyline is compared to Dolores’ these days. And it’s not just Maeve herself, mind you, she’s going to interesting places, she’s got more compelling supporting characters, her motivations make more sense, etc.

Some dudes love the game. Got all your life to not play baseball. Might as well hold off from quitting the coolest thing you’ll ever do until they drag you away kicking and screaming.

Serious counterpoint: Messi only has a better goal scoring record because Ronaldo played as a straight midfielder for Man U. If you look at their international and Spanish records then Ronaldo has the better of both.

They’re nothing more than a footnote in England unless they come back and beat Liverpool, then go on to win the CL. You can’t be blown out in the most important competition by a team from your own country, and be know as an all time great team.

Man, I havent been in this much disagreement with a review in a while. I thought this was the best episode so far of the season. I think Atlanta can sometimes over-reach and go too broad, but by just focusing on something small and expanding it to ridiculous proportions, it felt specific and unforced in a way that

1. My mama.

If their programs weren’t so long it’d be nice to change up how judging is done. You see all the slope-style and big air events where they get to go three times and have their best score taken. These figure skaters get one shot to make or break their dreams. Not that I mind Zagitova losing on a medal (Medvedeva was