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You got 2005. Cry me a fucking river. 

That hurricane Florence tracker sure looks like a profile shot of a cock and balls.

“Appears to be...”?

I went to the Mount Sinai ER in January; waited 4 hours. 

If you require life-saving emergency treatment they will triage you in immediately. If you have the flu in the winter time and go to the ER then you will be waiting 3-4 hours. People often utilize their family physicians for routine check-ups and other, non-emergency but still problematic illnesses. In any case, I’d

No one from Canada is trying to sneak into the United States, I can fucking assure you of that. 

Somehow the most shocking thing for Toronto sports fans tonight is not that 4 out of their five teams lost games (the Marlies lost tonight too), but that the Raptors found a way to win.

Still impressive!

Ontario has almost entirely phased out coal from their electricity supply (it may have already been phased out). The real issue is transmission and distribution (T&D) infrastructure spending, and a well-intentioned but poorly thought out renewable energy incentive system. The latter has locked the province into paying

Huh, the Curry Two Lows suggest otherwise.

It’s spelled OREGON. Jeez.

Fuck me.

White people: Fighting to remove statues of minorities who offended their flag and anthem, yet also fighting to uphold the statues of men who fought to destroy the flag and anthem. Oh and child molester enablers. They want statues of child molester enablers to stick around too.

Holier than thou BS. A lot of these same players had no issue tapping up Fabregas when he was still at Arsenal. I’m sure they didn’t give a shit about the trouble that caused Arsenal’s locker room. And I’m sure they don’t give a shit about their club’s public pursuit of Coutinho either.

Exactly right. Neither Trump nor the Senators deserved to win.

The Senators are butt.

They finished 19th in goal differential in the regular season with -4, and they had a -2 goal differential in the playoffs. They were propped up by a superstar defenceman, a goalie playing out of his mind, and a system of hockey so boring it made Jacques Lemaire queasy. Good fucking riddance.

Counterpoint: Ottawa is butt.

JEEZ... For the last time, can’t you guys just STICK TO AUTOSPORT???

Depending on how Lowry comes back from injury the Raptors have the potential to be the 2nd best team in the East. They match up exceedingly well with Boston, and went 1-1 with Washington without their top player.