I think every Fultz shooting form update video should be overdubbed with the sound of a creaky recliner’s foot rest opening.

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

nutsackré bleu!

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

Ice Fishing is the “Drinking Rubbing Alcohol” stage of fishing junkies trying to get their fix.

Like father, like son: jumping into shit thinking they have the brains to deal and immediately finding its way over his fucking head. Also...

Pokemon Stadium was better.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Sanders neglected to provide any evidence to back up her claim of deliberate lying on the part of the media.

And 100% of these kids’s parents wouldn’t rent out their Air BnB to people with “black sounding names.”

“You gain access as you gain experience in the field” is fucking meaningless unless you demonstrate the capacity to evaluate what you’re giving up in exchange for access, or what things you might publish but perhaps don’t because access.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.