Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.

Christalmighty, could this year GET any worse?? No no no no, forget I said that, I don’t want to jinx us all...

“Why can’t we just use nukes?”

Yes, they lost to Cagliari and Palermo, and the draw against Fiorentina was probably undeserved, but Atalanta have taken wins from Inter, Napoli and Torino and are sitting comfortably sixth. A mid-table finish in Serie A is a reasonable goal for a club with modest ambitions.

NOOOOOOO.

Nah.

“nobody safe in these streets” is the GOAT vine and deserves to go out on top. Kudos for that. Any funny vine is a great vine.

Duck army. Never fails to make me laugh.

Liverpool are playing in Europe? Sure in as much as England and Wales are in Europe.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

72 million.

He’s an intense guy. Cut him some slacks.

All my excess live in Texas.

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

That Laz Diaz strike zone, though.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.