He just scored a 3rd and this erection will not subside.

No, they swept them 3-1.

As a life-long Blue Jays fan, allow me then.

That sign that said “I’d rather get punched in may than get knocked out in October” was pretty great considering it was Odor’s shitty throw that allowed Donaldson to score.

Ringer, I served with Grantland. I knew Grantland. Grantland was a friend of mine. Ringer, you’re no Grantland.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Haven’t seen an old white guy bone Britton this bad since June.

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.

Everyone in that photo looks sketchy as fuck.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

Look for FIFA’S anti politics task force that will end politics in 3 years

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend: