The music/visual keyboard is the game. There's no objective/winning/losing.

Yeah, but I think those people are assholes in general, not just anti-vegetarian.

Uniform: Flannel, so much flannel. Plaid shirts, plaid hats, plaid tattoos. Really old thrift store dad jeans, anything from a thrift store actually.
Intoxicant: PBR, weed sprinkled with bathsalts
Job: Ford, factory worker, unemployment
Hobbies: Drunk driving, dive bars, really bad music, not paying child support,…

Back when I was applying to colleges, I ended up getting waitlisted at Stanford, while my high school's valedictorian got rejected. His response to this was, "The only reason Devon didn't rejected from Stanford is because she's a Hispanic girl." Granted, I'm sure that awesome, genius kid will have to put up with more…

It's extraordinarily fucked up. Apparently a young black kid doing exceptionally well and getting a bit of a jump on life is just completely fucking UNACCEPTABLE. It's a good news story, ferchrissake!

The Ivies universally do need-based, not merit-based, financial aid, and most (if not all?) have programs where students with parents below a certain income level (I can't remember it off the top of my head, but it was a thoroughly middle class income) essentially pay nothing. Almost everyone there is very smart, so…

I don't play by the rules

ALSO there were mentions in Future Ted's stories about going over to Thanksgiving with Aunt Barney and Uncle Robin which seemed in conflict with the show's resolution.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

Who the fuck wants to be awake.

I tried out 16 illegal drugs for this bracket and have been drinking myself silly so that I could answer everything in good faith — and fucking coffee is going to take it!!! Unbelievable!

As an ex-mormon who was taught to feel guilt at drinking Caffeine.

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

Joe attracts the coolest ladies.

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I used to be bitter about the fact that I am not as jovial and good-natured as Joe Biden, (despite him having been through a terrible life tragedy.) Now I know I just need to marry Jill Biden.

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

Gotta step up my sweater game.