You know what I wish had a negative correlation with long, sustained relationships? Lots of public statuses/comments about how amazing/lovely their spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend is. Good, GOD, I have some dear friends who don't go a day without a very public announcement about how great their relationship is. I like…

Mostly to nap. AND STEAL.

4th wall breaking is a better power.

I would control the amount of gravity acting upon myself or anything else. I'd increase gravity on an enemy and crush'em then decrease it on myself & jump over a building to get away.

In the real world Hogwarts would have a shitload of lawsuits.

The comic book version is actually worse. It should be a Meme.

Actually the twinkle in his eyes is one of his better features. I'm more concerned by his inability to maintain a safe learning environment. They should have put McGonagall in charge. She runs a tight ship

I'm sorry Dumbledore is a great Wizard and a hero but he is a terrible school administrator. Admittedly he does have a lot of shit to deal with.

Yeah but are those his posted office hours? Otherwise, escape via window is totally fair game.

Worst High School Librarian EVER. ^_^

The credit card companies try to pull the plug. They fail.

Endings are hard.

i read this as a webcomic a number of years ago and it was beautiful to watch come together. I wasn't a huge fan of the ending (it just sort of felt like. POOF, there's your ending folks, SEE YA) but there were many parts that were quite good. Definitely worth the reading.

GOD DAMMIT, this thread has been open for hours and I can't believe I only just remembered these guys...

It's never too laaaaaaate.

Dang. The alien pod-people won.

Like I said, this stuff is personal. There's nothing wrong with what you're saying *at all*. You should do what makes you feel the most comfortable.

I remembered one trick that really helps. Aside from the interview idea, you can always walk in and just ask the security for directions near your intended destination and when you bypass, just keep walking. I was going in a huge office building to get a new Instructor's Visa and there was a restricted elevator for…