I love automatic bill pay with all my heart and soul (thanks ADHD), but online shopping won because some people really rely on it. I’m willing to write shit on a calendar if it means people who can’t go to brick & mortar stores for whatever reason can stay clothed.

Octopuses are mollusks, though! Theoretically they survive as part of a plankton/nonvertebrate food chain!

Imagine if only people who were actually good, regardless of religious beliefs, got raptured, and you got to watch the world’s Pence-types realize that wasn’t them.

Worth noting the article is tagged “Photoshop,” not “Plastic Surgery.”

Her parents took her to Studio 54 when she was like 9, I cannot blame her.

The wikipedia article alone is hilarious.

I was drawing a blank too, and then remembered Music & Lyrics exists.

I thoroughly enjoyed the trash fire that was Battleship, despite hating recruitment ads in general.

My understanding from the first day was that capital-w “Wellness” here is going after the Goops of the world (aka. the con artists), not the local Y classes and fancy sunscreens.

*extreme Republican voice* Some of us just support brick and mortar mom and pops!

Indoor plumbing and no student loans, the dark horse candidates we can rely on.

Stairway to Heaven and then American Pie, lots of group circles.

There’s also the fun mental health statistics, can’t forget that.

PA elects judges, because PA is a trash fire.

At least Dougal actually cares about people.

But mole men are friendly and carry around vacuum cleaners! Think of the decluttering!

No Student Loans is pretty compelling seed, though.

People are understandably hung up on the idea of eating their beloved Mr. Kibbles, but as someone who’s currently petless I think there’s a lot of potential in guinea pig farming.

*whispers* spironolactoooooooone....

That’s what limbo’s for, though whether it functions as a form of purgatory or not kinda depends on who’s talking.