Honestly my gingerbread vote was motivated by a desire to go around in something like this:

The hag/siren matchup is a goddamn travesty. Hags are a fresh, attainable look. Sirens are just whatever dudes find hot, sitting on a rock in the ocean. C’MON, PEOPLE.

I went with the sphinx because I, too, enjoy both riddles and rending men limb from limb. #ravenclawsolidarity

A brilliant and beautiful friend of mine once paraphrased it as, “There may be people who say ‘No’ when they really mean ‘Yes,’ but I like to negatively reinforce that behavior by not having sex with them.”

They made really good use of Lizzie’s unreliable narrator status, too, like how Charlotte injects her own two cents when Lizzie gets a little too off track.

Babadook Pride has been one of the most restorative memes of 2017.

I, for one, am a big fan of the house-with-chicken-legs and human skull fence aesthetic.

Ah, but then the only people who’ve been on Capitol Hill long enough to know how things work will be the lobbyists.

A few years ago they found an oyster colony thriving under the Tappan Zee, completely unexpectedly! It’s slow, but it’s hopeful.

A lot of Uniqlo stuff is made for a very specific body type, but if you can find something that works for you (which even my curvy ass occasionally has), it’s good. Lots of old-Gap style basics at reasonable prices, plus they’ll do some basic alterations.

The polyester scourge is real, and it is terrible.

They have a hell of a lot to do with clean up.

In addition to what Montoviro said, it’s also hard to find permanent, full-time positions. People in the biz have told me the money factor is stressful.

Right? No, Veronica, no! Flip him off!

I 100% forgot that Everwood existed and googled it, and jesus christ my mind is blown.

I’m glad America got a lot of its election TV out before the election, because watching most of it now would be.... painful. Too painful.

I can’t tell which raises my hackles more, the fact that they’re putting his face on them or the fact that he’s using them to line his pockets.

I feel like periodic breaks are important to prevent burnout (and so kids have time to play, develop on their own, etc.), but there’s no real reason it has to be two weeks in the winter, one week in spring, and then 10-12 weeks that let you really forget shit in the summer.

It’s probably safe to say that John Urschel wrote his own column for Player’s Tribune. Mostly because 99.9% of sports-adjacent people who remember that much calc are going to become stats people, not agents. He of the MIT doctorate is the 0.1%.

Ah, see, every time I’m like “I could just do this myself” but too lazy to actually do it, despite knowing that it would take 10 minutes, max.