Shut up. You’re not clever and it’s not funny.

I’m glad to see you back on board with a final round of HTGAWM reviews, Kayla. Welcome back.

I feel seen by 100% of this post.

Around my house we call it shaky cheese, and it is a staple. There is nothing better on popcorn than a metric shit-ton of good butter and enough shaky cheese that you are left with balls of buttery cheese in the bottom of the bowl when the popcorn is gone.

I thought the same thing, and, in our defense, it is a slip.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

To give you an idea what a dinosaur I am, when I saw Whitney put on makeup in the bathroom, I thought she was wearing a slip. No, it's a dress...

“So while Furkat’s apology does appear genuine, and the art piece is both kind of sweet and disturbingly invasive”

I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!

Ignatiy in the conservatory with a bottle of Stolichnaya, then.

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

What a nice little pat on the head. She must be psyched.

I won’t watch the video because I can’t take that much Jimmy Fallon, but I do want to say how happy I am that Travolta is finally embracing his baldness. Dude looks so much better now that he isn’t wearing that hideous rug all the time. I like seeing him not trying to hide who he really is, though I wish he would do…

Lol yes because yelling (on the internet) about using a piece of produce that might otherwise go to waste is a very mature and adult thing to do.

Christopher Plummer waits patiently by his phone. He doesn’t want the role, but Broadway needs him, and he’ll never abandon her. Never.

There hasn’t been a Hardee’s within 500 miles of Barstow for decades. That was just an old sock.

How about if something is offensive, it’s okay to call it out for being offensive?

What a sad, beautiful thing The Leftovers was.

I’m looking forward to seeing all the AV Club Westworld fans back again and enjoying some more amazing HBO to deconstruct.

That trailer was a rocket ride to Awesometown, Population: My boner.