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In a world where Thomas Kinkade paintings are wildly popular, Ross’s paintings are definitely not terrible.

Now they’ll replace him with some common bitch.

Justin is honestly a fucking god damned amazing piece of work. He helped my son hack the parental controls on his phone by re-assigning the e-mail on his phone to my son’s e-mail, and then requesting a password reset that got texted to his phone or something.

I haven’t worked out exactly how they did it, to be honest.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

As you can tell from my writing style I am 100% definitely here to have reasonable, logical discussions.

In any case, this season won me over by keeping Steve in the sailor costume the entire time. I am a simple man who’s relatively easy to please, and I literally don’t care about anything else that happened. I guess

sir this is a bagel boss

I am now. I feel way better. I’m ready to face my day with a smile on my face and a rainbow in my heart.

This sizzling hot take brought to you by someone who’s never had a smug little teenage shit disrespect him in his own home. I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year for lying to my face about washing his hands after he used the bathroom (I can hear the bathroom sink from the kitchen you little

That Bob Ross marathon on twich was awesome. Everytime he mentioned a happy little tree the chat went ballistic.

We call that “the Vishnevetsky special”.

Still, whatever keeps him off Billions is fine with me.*

At first I was like, and then I was like.

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

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as a basic understanding of history.”

Hey Kate...is a leaky corpse a sandwich?

Turning The Hobbit in to three movies was pretty cynical.

I watched about 3 episodes and can easily believe that this C- represents an improvement.

She’s just so charming, it’s hard not to like anything she’s in.  It helps that Ireland looks beautiful in that film, too!

Yeah, Leap Year really is crappy, but Goode and Adams are working their asses off in that film.