Before mine, I’m curious if Megan can share what would be an appropriate amount of human blood in her soup that would stop her from throwing soup out?

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.

Get you some of that traction control.

Well this wins ignorant comment of the day.

Hold my beer.

Wait, is this your son or the average Jalopnik reader?

Bob McAdoo looks like divorce. 

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

What? 

I didn't realize that a $2 air freshener had such loaded implications

You should get to keep the car if it lands on your house.

“That reminds me, what ever happened to Wes Welker?”

Because you really enjoy Star Wars?

Looks to me like it might have a problem with wheel hop...

He could use the name DavidFix or David DeMuro.

I find your concern over a lack of plastic bumper end caps both hilarious and deeply troubling.

WAIT A MINUTE - what happened to why buy a new Honda Accord when I can buy a 1985 Jeep J10 pickup? 

GFY, although you can get specific insurance for the ring, which will make your great, great, great grandkids’ wallet bleed.

The payoff isn’t in that sponsor but the second, third, ect. Because you were able to sign the first one, the next one will come a bit quicker and the same with the one after.

Thanks, I guess I don’t have to write the follow up to my post anymore ;)