Did you intentionally leave off the last “bum” to screw with people like me would would notice such things? If so, you sir can go poop a pineapple in reverse.

I often wonder if I should plan my puns or if I should just wing it.

You only need ask one question to get your answer - would it save money? If so, then yes. If not, then no. It’s really that simple.

Don’t get started on changing a Kia’s oil filter. I was ready to drive that thing off a cliff after that mess.

Nice Crack, Price Pipe.

Imagine how awkward to have heard those muffled sounds of passion.

I mean, to a certain extent...we all are

I almost spit my coffee out of my face when I read that.

Created an account just to say this: wow. +1