mellowstupid

6/17/19

I’m sorry but the angry Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Because she’s dead!

6/16/19

That Frozen “short” was very upsetting. I kept expecting it to end....but it just continued to roll out scene after punishing scene. The songs were lifeless and the whole thing felt like an hour.

6/15/19

I feel like people felt it was “time” for an Anne Hathaway backlash (as did portions of the media) so that’s what happened.

6/15/19

People groaned and rolled their eyes when Anne Hathaway was cast as Catwoman, and despite how unearned her arc was in that mess of a script, she fucking sold it all like a pro.

6/14/19

Reminds me of when Jason Mantzoukas was on a show pranking people who just wanted an apartment.

6/14/19

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

6/14/19

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show.

6/14/19

I remember first seeing that video around the turn of the century and everyone was just bawling with laughter. And this was a room full of people who love the Misfits / Samhain / Danzig.

6/14/19

He is serious about his book collection and the results are hilarious.

6/14/19

“The director of Birdemic wishes his intentions were this pure.”

6/14/19

Speaking of authentic Boston experiences, I doubt anything in this show will top the verisimilitude and raw power of this, the year’s best fight scene:

6/14/19

That’s why we have the rhyme, Skipskatte:

6/14/19

The good guys don’t play by the rules, and the bad guys have their own code of honor. The leader of the thieves is a slick professional; his sidekick is a volatile fuck-up.

6/14/19

I’m kind of an old softy I guess, but no matter how terrible the output, I applaud people who see their creative ideas through to the end. Like, how many times have I had what I thought was some brilliant creative spark and either never started working on it or started & gave up part of the way through? Bless those…

6/14/19

“Everyone being in on the joke but Danzig” could also possibly describe The Misfits.

6/14/19

I got the results back. I definitely have eye-nipples.

6/14/19

During one scene, a random woman has a conversation with a man in a darkened alley, and then the camera pulls back to reveals she’s having a casual chat with an eight-armed spider creature, who then snaps her neck.

6/13/19

6/12/19

Imagine you get all dolled up for the orgy, you’re all amped up and ready to bone and/or get boned... and then you show up and there’s the schmuck who made Full House. That shit’d put me off orgies forever

6/12/19

See? This is why I don’t watch Fuller House.