The *English* love them.

If your bacon is being overpowered by your egg, you're clearly not using enough bacon.

And don’t forget my personal favorite of the night!

Friendly reminder that if it’s the only PP in the state that offers abortion services, they will have trans men as patients. Some of us have cycles. I don’t get mine anymore thankfully, but I still have my uterus & plan to have children someday. Please don’t leave us out of the reproductive conversation. It’s…

Sansa never married Joffrey.

He left out this part:

What disturbs me is that I was less surprised that it happened than I was that it happened in New Zealand.

“Believing the victim” means exactly what you just said: a crime has been reported, we will investigate it fully because we believe a crime has been committed, and we need to get to the bottom of it.” As facts emerge, sometimes, so does skepticism, but if you first reaction is to say, “well, he might have been making…

“There has been no event, no decision that has required me to take any action, and I have not interfered in any way in the special counsel’s investigation.”

A special needs Bangladeshi child, to be exact. But that didn’t stop Karl Rove, and the Bush 2000 campaign from sending out a flyer later in the South Carolina Primary claiming this daughter was born out of wedlock due to an affair McCain had with a *whisper*black woman*whisper*.

Their adopted daughter is Bangladeshi.

Looking forward to watching this.

It’s definitely the weirdest way to brag about length I’ve ever heard.

Whitaker sucks, but the University of Iowa has a pretty decent law school.

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

So every time their affair is brought up people love to bring out the “22 is not a child argument”. Here is the thing:

Possible options: Help fund protesters that are down there. Research concentration camp locations and share them with protestors. Keep the pressure on your local and state leaders. Those who can’t make it down themselves can provide logistical support for those who do.

OR do whatever the fuck you want to with you your body hair. Wax it, shave it or leave it. You don’t owe it to anybody to arrange your body hair in a manner more to another person’s liking, whether you are pregnant or not...

Especially since even his critics recognise that he didn’t intend to say ‘go whiten your skin.’ He has a whole lot of valid problems, we don’t need to point to things that aren’t examples.

That’s such a myth.