Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?

Neat implications for a chunk of seafloor blasted off, say, earth, landing gently on, say, europa.

Chewie's seen some shit...

"it's faced with a lock that can only be opened using a special key made by Sigelock"

Fail. Proprietary lock that renders hydrant useless if lost, owned by a fledgling new company that may or may not be there tomorrow, and can probably be 3D printed by just about anyone.