The headline alone had me doubled over in pain.

Oh, the horror.

Anywhere~

Are all people from SoCal complete chodes? Give me a break... I guarantee if you ever saw a tornado you'd shit yourself. What a moron.

Thanks, you should! Scary times here in the States...

Top Notch! Thinking outside the monitor.

Just looks like the 4 with rounded edges.

So, it's legal to smoke guinea pigs?

Should there be a TM after the phrase "truly living On Purpose". Give me a break. This drivel doesn't fly in the real world.

Judging by some of the comments below, a good amount of those dicks are Gizmodo readers. Were not just talking about some deadbeat in a one horse town that want's broadband so he can watch porn. Kids in school today have to have access to learn, keep up and succeed. You think because a kids family is below the poverty…

@Panzercat: How dare a poor person have a computer! You can be below the poverty level and still have a computer, which is a one time expense. Broadband, which is becoming necessary in today's society, is on average $50 a month (at least that's what I pay). To a single mother below the poverty line (we're in a…

@DePaulBlueDemon: If you have two different types of coffee, and you ad the same amount of cream to each, they still taste very different.

@DePaulBlueDemon: @Josh Lewis: Those people? And the article is about "coffee".

It looks like a souped-up Hover Round. Is this for geriatric cops who just refuse to retire?