Untouchable Face- Ani D

My entire goal in life is to get on project runway, then fake a breakdown so that Tim Gunn will come comfort me.

My disappointment in you and every other self-proclaimed Greek hater expressing the same sentiment is significantly leavened by my amusement that y’all are choosing the fantastically apt term “classy” to express your approval.

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

I’ll lend you my boyfriend! He’s like Alton Brown, only I don’t find him annoying. Well, mostly. But he’s adorable and says things like, “I have some crab — do you want me to make crab cakes?”

I have a permanent side-eye for women who make such claims. I know the human body comes in all sizes. But, you’re ‘petite down there’? Suuuuuuuuuure.

I love everything about this and should probably just shut down the internet for the night because it can only go downhill from here.

My EYES!

I read somewhere she actually did that on purpose so she could go on Botched. People like her (and the misguided few who look up to her and/or keep giving her money&opportunities) make me feel very concerned for the future of humanity.

She didn't seem oblivious to me. She reiterated over and over that she's glad it made people feel good, but like anyone else seeing any picture they don't like of themselves (especially one you did not give permission to be released) it was difficult. I get it. I mean, there are pictures I hate of myself other people…

After the superbowl if I don’t look pregnant I know that it was a shitty superbowl party.

I’m gonna be THAT person and suggest you may have meant forward slash. I tried the URL with backslashes and it didn’t work at all

“I returned to Bachelor in Paradise in hopes of finding a date to my sister’s wedding.”

Can you determine if the bots ever messaged each other?

Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…