Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who caught that. If he had a greenish discharge from his penis that DEFINITELY is not caused by herpes, y’all. Learn about STIs people! It’s your responsibility to be educated and protect yourself.

That's classy as fuck. You go on, Amber.

He would make a killing writing erotica. He has quite a way with words.

Oh believe me. I am as well.

Things like this are happening so consistently all over the United States, but by all means let's talk some more about how the Syrian refugees are going to bring violence to our country or how we should be making Muslims register...

Why stop at registration? Why not just make them wear yellow stars?

First of all, THANK YOU for not mention the idiot’s name in the post. This manufactured outrage is clearly a ploy to become internet famous. He is unimaginably ignorant. Starbucks HATES jesus?! Then why is this guy encouraging people to continue to spend money there????

Yassss! I've always wanted a Tim Gunn hug!

I want Tim Gunn to review everything. His snark and blunt way of not putting up with bullshit is something I love.

Poor thing. I'm wishing you a quick and painless recovery! Big hug.

I hate sororities and fraternities, but even I can admit this is classy as fuck. Kudos to them.

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

“I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper. I mean, there’s just so much more to life than that.”

Please don’t. Pigs already have enough of a bad rep without being affiliated with her.

Those pesky people who insist on equal rights ruin EVERYTHING.

Truth? For the price and length of wear, there are better quality nail wraps out there. For example, Sally Hansen makes pretty good ones.

Haha. Well luckily she somehow missed my response. I just don’t get how people don’t see that it’s a pyramid scheme like any of those other “sell from home” things. Good for them for being ambitious but STOP ADDING ME TO YOUR FUCKING FACEBOOK PARTIES.

Not weird at all! A highly intelligent and articulate man who cooks amazingly? Sign me up!!

Fuck Jamberry. Those assholes are like a cult. I HATE when I get shoved into the Jamberry groups on FB.

Still might be the most coherent train of thought he's ever had.