Well, fuck.

No one saw that coming.

LOL. I’m clearly not worried about them in particular. It was an illustrative example.

That somehow makes it better? Still a douche move.

Absolutely. If this gets by, my Catholic pharmacist can refuse to disperse my birth control; a Jehovah’s Witness medical professional can refuse to give a patient a blood transfusion, or a Scientologist psychiatrist could refuse antidepressants to patients in need. This has NOTHING to do with religious freedom.

Now that’s a douche move right there.

Nope. Not even a little.

#noonecontrolskanye

Of course he did. Because, Kanye.

Can we file this under “WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT ELISABETH HASSELBECK”???

This.

He's disgusting. Can we stop talking about this now?

This is where the sad state of sex-ed, or lack thereof, has brought us. Clit flicking should never be a thing.

What the actual FUCK is wrong with people? These stories give me anxiety.

And in other news, the sky is blue. Grass is green. Who exactly is this surprising news for?

Word.

If you put them behind a curtain you wouldn't be able to tell who was saying what crazy shit.

What??

Are we sure he wasn’t crying over Miley’s poor fashion choices? Because that shit was atrocious.

Are they magical poops that come to life? Now that is newsworthy. Otherwise, it’s just Portland being Portland.