“Watch what the gay community does next.”

Wait, you mean copulating with a black man DOESN’T make you black? My whole adult life has been a lie!!!!

I spent a month in Paris in 2011 and in that time I was groped twice. Once on the street and once in the open air market. The open air market was the worst; I never saw who it was because it was crowded but they rubbed my vagina over my clothes. It was the creepiest feeling ever. Horrible. So yes, I totally buy this.…

*Slow Clap*

Today marks the day that humanity dies. She is a HUMAN BEING for fucks sake. Above all else, she was a sister, daughter, lover and friend. Fuck these people.

I can't even...

I love the capitalizations of 'Dick' and 'Pussy'. Because he's just classy like that!

G

You are a miserable excuse for a human being and also happen to be the reason why every restaurant needs the 'We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone' signs. They should have refused to seat you as soon as you became a whiny asshole.

That was my first thought too!