You are confusing having any personality and being an insufferable dickhead.

As long as he doesn’t throw at guys or bitch about insipid “Play-the-game-the-right-way” nonsense, I’m all for all the brashness and bravado.

There’s nothing magical about a law degree. Law practice is a craft that can be learned with enough determination and effort, even behind bars. Good law practice requires certain skills and talents, but they’re talents that are hardly unique to the mostly upper-middle-class kids who go to law school. And there are a…

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

I recently went to Philadelphia for the first time, and I got to see both the Phanatic and Gritty in person. It was truly inspirational.

As a Mets fan, I am in favor of this. 

Nats fan here. First, I honestly don’t blame Bryce one bit for signing with the Phillies. Their offer was objectively better, and if I was in his shoes I’d do the exact same thing. Anyone who’s is truly upset by that is a lunatic.

I hope they win the cup because that last storm surge will be godly.

Why would you write an article the thesis of which is that the Phillies went after Harper rather than Machado because of concerns that their predominantly white fan base wouldn’t be as welcoming to a POC without actually using the word “race” or “white” or “Hispanic/Latino” or anything else? When the text is the…

I mean, this means more mayonnaise for me. (And weirdly, as a mayo lover, I feel like the haters yell much louder.) But holy crap, this this this:

“You woke us up for Kinja? Goddammit”

I look forward to Ley’s long-form response “Bears.”

As the final breath escaped the mountain lion’s lungs, he whispered defiantly, “My name is Mellencamp.”

I mean, this shows the importance of the force being led by black people in a black city, though. There was an instant consequences for this shit, because Chief Craig don’t play that. Had it been a white chief, it’s very likely he or she would have had to have been pressured to do something.  Craig has been very…

She played so well! She seemed to lose focus and get in her head a bit when Petra roared back to claim the second set, but part way through the third it was as if the switch had been flipped. She was cool, calm, collected, and that forehand of hers was lethal. A great match to watch! There were no losers in this one. 

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

Yeah, break fast is usually bagels. That was more of a Rosh Hashanah dinner.

As a Jewish person, I can tell you that there is not a Jewish home in the world where the meal would not be ready and waiting on the table after the end of Yom Kippur and the blowing of the shofar. Even if it means someone stays home and gets the meal ready (read: the wife and mother). Everyone has cookies and juice…