No. Your soul is removed when you become a prosecutor.

S E R E N A <- Write in candidate. Not only was it a championship match, but it was an epic display of hubris and entitlement.

Most are your average ho-hum worker exploitation factories. Only one is doing damage to the public trust. Fuck you Sinclair Broadcast Group.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

Maybe don’t describe the other gymnastics scandal as “the best”

I think Malcolm Gladwell would argue that since there are birds in Nigeria, Larry Bird is actually on the Nigerian team.