Dress for the job you want.

The pope seemed 1000x happier with the Obamas even though they didn’t play dress-up like the Trump floozies. At least Melania got the veil thing right (probably because of her eastern European background)— freaking Ivanka looks like goth/emo bride cosplay.

THIS is the most brilliant part of the visit. Instead of sitting side-by-side in identical chairs for photos, Pope Francis pulls this incredible power move. Sitting at his own desk with Rump in the subservient position, and a giant slab of wood between them, like a bad performance review.

Ha ha, a “model!” I think you misspelled “high-priced escort.”

It doesn’t help that Melania only has one facial expression, “squinty sexy face,” which looks really fucking weird when you are standing next to the Pope.

I am not in the least religious, but were I invited to the Vatican specifically to meet the head of one of the world’s major religions, I think I’d select a tie that didn’t look like I picked it off a clearance rack at Sears. And I’d tie it correctly.

Classic Catholic freeze-out. The Pope may have to see you but he doesn’t have to do shit for you. Thanks for the nice books. Here’s a letter saying the dumb shit you believe about the Earth is wrong. BYE!

BUTTON YOUR FUCKING JACKET

I’ve known Jim Comey for nearly a decade (not well enough to hear his secrets, but well enough that, if he ran into me on the street, he’d say hello). Unlike McCain, he is a deeply principled, ethical man. Trump has no idea what he’s started.

You may have won the internet for a year.

No fucking way with that last tweet. Masshole James wrote that, right? Right? I mean, completely disregarding the content of the tweet, the president of the United States of America wrote the word “enuf?” In a sentence that simultaneously has no punctuation and no space separating it from the previous sentence?…

Personally, I believe Trump when he says he fired Comey because he was so mean to Hillary....Definitely.

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

That would be just fine.

Trump is just doing his best “If Michael Scott were evil” bit.

It’s not that he can’t pronounce Nazi, it’s that Donald Trump Can’t Read

The entire Trump family is a fraud full of narcissistic grifters.

I often wonder, if the ATF or whoever had blasted this Lee Greenwood song at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, could that whole fiery disaster have been avoided? Because if I was holed up somewhere and they started blasting this song, I would immediately surrender / roll on ground / engage in submissive…