I was thinking Barron was #4 but I realized I skipped Tiffany then again I think her own father skips Tiffany

Did Jesus hotbox the oval office??

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

I’m sure most of his dates with her start with him blowing her up and patching any leaks she developed after he shoved her between the mattress ans boxspring after their last date.

Wait wait wait Bannon called Kushner a cuck? And Kushner is married to Ivanka. So if he’s a cuck she is cheating on him because he’s not man enough. And we all know who she’s sleeping with if not her husband. You heard it here first people, Steve Bannon just confirmed that Donald Trump is indeed having sex with his…

Can we please stop calling them the “Alt-Right” and just call them what they really are: Nazis.

Never forget.

Side dude is what I have always pictured. Or a really gussied up llama in pearls.

President Obama looks sexy af post-vacay and I aint even shy about it, lol.

They are just following our actual president’s suffragette style

Also, we should all follow Vincente Fox on Twitter:

I have never eaten meatloaf good enough to not douse in ketchup.

My guess is she still sitting in the shower, fully clothed, under the hottest running water she can stand, staring at the tiles and alternating between mumbling prayers and soundlessly sobbing.