My list: 1)Brag about your “small, hometown”. To me, it screams “I lived in a small town without any minorities and the Kl*n holds annual parades at the end of the summer”. 2) Use “Americana” in your daily lexicon... Without any hint of irony. Once again... reminds me the small town, where the Kl*n holds annual…

Also known as one of the best fucking smells on Earth, and cause to constantly remind me of my grandfather smoking Half n Half out of his pipe when I was a 5y/o.

Is there a way on your profile to have a preference for no small talk on an airport ride at 5:05AM?

I think there are three reasons. Puerto Ricans have a higher profile here since there are actually millions more Puerto Ricans here than on the island itself, including some celebrities like Mark Anthony, JLo, and a slew of reggaeton artists. Frankly, another really disturbing reason in my estimation is USVI is…

I’m with you. I don’t like talking to people I know. Last thing I want to do is talk to a perfect stranger. Just drive the goddamn car.

Bahaha - I’m a SOCIOPATH for not wanting to talk to my Uber driver! Go back to your bridge.

I get this too...I rarely take a Lyft alone (I don’t use Uber anymore) but they are like, talking my ear off half the time. Like the guy who tried to sell me his car fixing services, or the one who told me his son is a prostitute who hangs out on ::this:: corner (as we drove past). Am I an asshole if I just play on my…

Pool is a bit cheaper with lyft, but not worth it. Other people suck, and I don’t care how much extra it costs, I’m not listening to some asshole singing in the front seat.

This whole psychosis about “exceptional service” needs to be killed with fire. And that means getting rid of the people who create and enforce these kinds of rating systems / policies within customer service organizations. Those people are utterly and irredeemably evil.

A star system can mean whatever the person who makes it says it means. Every customer service, tech support and sales job I have every worked has penalized me GREATLY if I get an 8 or lower.
Normally 1-6 will get corporate on your butt, 7 or 8 will get your bosses watching and only 9 and 10's will go unnoticed (at…

Many companies have internal notes on customers. If you have a history of, say, calling a company and screaming/swearing at them, that might end up in your file, and you may be put on “hold” indefinitely (so that you just hang up).

That’s why I rarely fill out any customer service ratings. Because the employees likely get dinged if they get anything less than 5 (because every single experience is supposed to be exceptional or some bullshit) but doing a competent job is not the same as exceptional. Fully satisfactory should not be a punishable…

“When you give your Uber driver fewer than 5 stars, the app always asks you what went wrong. “

“Wanted a new route” is problematic. So many drivers take the most convoluted routes imaginable because they do not know the area. Perfect example: I had a driver pull off of a main boulevard to a side street, only to get right back on the main boulevard in almost the same place we got off in the same direction…

Seriously. Whose white, unemployed Aunt is watching this shit?

Mary-Kate and Ashley often end up looking like snobs and ingrates when these stories come to light, but—

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Blair Waldorf, the best character 

I don’t get that impression at all. I always thought that their marketing was best geared at people who want to wear makeup, but are put off and/or are intimidated by the brands make more intricate/ambitious makeup looks the focus of their brands. The sort of people who occasionally wander into a Sephora, Ulta or…

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.