Yes, sort of. America is mostly “christian” according to the census. But it is not anywhere near as “evangelical” as the pundits would have you believe. What the state legislatures are is extremely conservative and Republican, which means most of them are for banning abortion for no reason except because.

Conservatives, they’ll place an insane number of restrictions and laws for a safe and simple medical procedure but God forbid you place some basic restrictions and laws on gun purchasing and ownership!

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

Holy shit, $1500. That’s nothing. Absolutely nothing. If I only had $1500 in student loan debt right now, I’d be dancing naked in the street.

You are talking about two very different Sky Daddies. Old Testament daddy is pig-headed, narcissistic and very self-conscious. New Testament daddy went to therapy to learn how to process his feelings of inadequacy so now he’s much nicer.

For every time Sky Daddy says “don’t judge” he also says “but if they do this fairly minor thing, stone them the fuck to death” so no, Sky Daddy cares a great deal. You can’t pick and choose Sky Daddy quotes, no matter which batch you pick.

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

Quick PSA: If you don’t “get” this video, it’s because Beyonce didn’t make it for you. There’s nothing that says black culture needs to be distilled and broken down for the masses. Some things are just for us.

This video was so goddamn black it’s not funny. I’m not southern, but my roots are, and that bit with the girls dancing in the shorts gave me flashbacks to the cheer and dance squads we used to have in the hood. Beyonce is black. Black as the bottom of your grandmama’s cast-iron skillet. Blackity black, black, black.

Since/If you missed it, this entire song is a subtle pro-black anthem. The video makes it way more obvious... but start with some southern black pride:
“You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bamma”

If nothing else, can we please stop saying that Beyoncé wants to be a white woman now? She’s not bleaching her skin. She’s doesn’t hate herself. Let this lie die a miserable death. Thank you.

We all have opinions. Mine is that I don’t care about your wrong opinion.

It’s nice to see a major broadcast network actually trying to participate in the current technological reality instead of fighting it.

Next thing you know, Netflix will open locations where you can browse and purchase or even just borrow movies and tv shows in person. And then someone’s gonna get the idea to compile brief, informative overviews of nearly everything in history and bind them into alphabetically organized books. The future is weird.

I actually think it would be to Kit Kat’s great benefit to introduce a bar with a higher wafer:chocolate ratio. I’m always nibbling the chocolate off the outside of the wafers to create this effect, but it would be much more efficient for me to just have a version with increased wafer volume.

Rita Ora WISHES Beyonce gave enough of a shit about her to shelve her music.

“The label claims it signed Rita in 2008 when she was unknown and invested millions in her career.”