melissalynnette
Melissa Lynnette
melissalynnette

there should be an app called R U SURE? that prompts you when you start taking portrait mode video. Then you have to click “YES I AM TERRIBLE” OR “NO THANK YOU FOR THE REMINDER”.

Can someone please explain to me why they wouldn’t like this? I see this and I’m like CHANCE OF A LIFETIME because 1) Broadway x Broadway 2) free 3) pure joy 4) talent 5) a million other things that are great.

I’ve heard people say they wouldn’t like this or that it would make them feel awkward. I just don’t

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?

Yeah—I mean I know porn is not a monolith, and there’s lots of good (often amateur) “realistic” porn. But the other day I watched some professional porn, because I was bored and like vaguely horny and I was like “maybe?” And I could not stop laughing. The sounds! The sounds. And the facial expressions. But the sounds.

I remember a friend of mine recalling sleeping with a guy who had clearly watched a lot of porn, but probably not had a lot of real life sex. I can’t recall the full list of very athletic and somewhat physics defying things he attempted, but I do recall that she had to tell him at one point “my vagina is not

I stare at my ceiling like this all the time and I’m like, “Is that a bug? Please god, don’t let it be a bug. Maybe that spot has always been there and I never noticed it before. It’s not moving. Wait, I blinked. Did it move? I think it moved. Is it staring back at me wondering if I’m a person?”

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

Another home run from the art dept.

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

If she had other issues then something like that might have tipped her over the edge.

Do we know what she supposedly did that caused the “public shaming”?

In today’s world publicly shaming your own child will almost always lead to bullying.

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!

I agree with all of your points wholeheartedly, but really felt the need to comment at my very audible snickering at the name “Jim Boob”...

She doesn’t know any better. This is a family that teaches their female children that their only worth in life is to breed as many children as they can until they die and service their husband’s needs no matter what. They are considered property in this community. Jim Boob and Michelle probably told the girls that

It’s the aggregation of small details: the ironic 70s porn cues: the short sleeves, the facial hair, the revealing crotch lines, the cowlicked hair, the very stupid glasses, the much more stupid expression and pose — the whole styling is the problem, not the white shirt and pants in themselves. If you like this look,

One of my favourite things about Mariah is that despite the amount of money that goes into making a video or stage production she cannot muster even the tiniest bit of enthusiasm for even the simplest dance moves, it’s not that she can’t dance although that may be a factor, it’s that she lethargically barely executes

Every lesson is better from Blair Waldorf’s lips.

Vince, Vince, Vince.