But why is it funny. You’re under no obligation to tell me why you think it’s funny, obviously, but to me it’s just more of the same ol’ “this bitch is prettier than this bitch” that none of us ladies need. What a predictable way to welcome Caitlyn to womanhood: through bitchery.

On receiving a call from TMZ in 2013 about her tracheal shave:

he flight attendant told her that she could not give her one but then handed an unopened can of beer to a man seated nearby. Ahmad questioned the flight attendant.

I’ve been handed unopened soda cans on many carriers, United included. But then again I was white and not wearing a hijab so clearly was no threat (eye-roll).

When Amandla hangs out with Kiernan Shipka and all their other weirdo teenager friends I am SO jealous. They’re so beautiful and smart and so goddamn ~cool~. I’m 30 and I have never been that cool and I will never be that cool. Sigh.

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

Very correct observations. Another important feminist idea: once women break free of the tyrant, society itself breaks free. And when Charleze is raised on that platform at the end, and the male co-protagonist withdraws in the crowd, I said to myself: fuck yeah.

If he were in the political arena, I’d totally share your sentiment. However, it’s sports man/woman. We take that shit way too seriously in this country. If people cared this much about getting answers to things that matter from people with the actual power to change things in communities, states and the nation…

“But daaaad! He really loves me and he says he’ll to teach me how to milk a cow!”

If I was Malia and I wanted to rebel against my dad I’d pretend to be serious about this for about 6 months.

I’m jealous that you don’t get it, because it means you avoided twilight. Basically the werewolf “imprints” some kind of life bond on the baby, and then is going to wait around until she’s old enough.

The article says he’s an attorney, plus he’s communicating with media, which tells me he’s not some random isolated farmer in the countryside. And he’s offering livestock for the teen daughter of one of the most powerful men on the planet. No. Dude is a delusional creeper. This is like 42-year-old me offering five…

Fuck that. Being interested in a nine year old is not cultural its fucking disturbing.

Well, step one, they need to make shows that are actually worth watching. People want to binge watch shows like Arrested Development, OITNB, HoC, and Daredevil because they’re so fucking good. You want to watch these shows for hours on end. Most things on network TV just aren’t that good.

Yeah what privileged 16 year old who could do just about anything she wanted wouldn’t want to settle down right away with a much older stranger who pays her parents for her in cows and goats? Plus, he’s been into her since she was 9, so it’s totally true love.

I love my niece to death, but in her ultrasound, she’s just a blobby grey blur, and that one was taken well past the point when most pregnancies are terminated. Let’s not kid around here: the only way this is going to lower the abortion rate is by making it more expensive and time-consuming and difficult to access.

I mean yeah, the 20 week ultrasounds of the HEALTHY babies that I knowingly created and wanted are pretty cool.

“Most people I talked to, whether they’re pro-life or not, I find people all the time who get out their iPhone and show me a picture of their grandkids’ ultrasound and how excited they are, so that’s a lovely thing. It’s just a cool thing out there....”

I firmly believe that all Back-to-School nights should feature at least one ritualistic slaying of a busy-body parent to set an example to the rest of them that they can fuck right the hell on off and stop thinking that public schools are your personal daycares for your kids.