The worst part is that the people making these threats aren’t oblivious to how important “the j” is to your community. They are trying to rob you of a sanctuary, a second home and you and all members of your JCC don’t deserve that. Be safe.

I have never been more pissed at a character I genuinely like than when he actively tried to lose his soul by banging Darla knowing full well that that would end in him torturing and murdering his friends.

Not gonna lie, that made me embarrassingly happy.

Yondu was supposed to bring him to his father, but changed his mind because he thought Ego was a dick. Make of that what you will.

I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure Glenn Close will need to be cast as she is currently in possession of the power stone. This is probably not happening until the first part of Infinity Wars, or maybe end credits Thor.

Gamora is every mom who’s been greeted by her child inexplicably while she’s super busy.

So, lying basically.

Thank you!

THISSSSSSSS!!!! Believing that you’re entitled to constant ass kissing to inflate your already Godzilla sized, yet insanely fragile ego isn’t a mental illness. He’s used to the constant chorus of “Yes Sir” he gets and doesn’t understand that that’s not reality.

If it helps, I got the joke because I knew Sikhs wouldn’t be caught dead doing such a thing.

This needs to be a movie.

Went in looking for goofy humor, came away disappointed. That’s the whole point of doing an ep with Myxzptlk!!! That’s why he exists!!

There’s our boy Patrick Stewart rocking the extreme mullet.

Rot in hell, I don’t even have a dick but, rot in hell.

Which proves that you don’t have to be smart to make me wet myself.

I love Rowling, but I have to agree here. It seems like it was tacked on as an after thought. Especially when you consider that we do learn some things about the love lives of other teachers. I think it’s possible that she didn’t really think of it until later.

It keeps him busy while everyone else does his job for him.