I’m a goy, but my Jewish inlaws’ Passover dinners are amazing and funny and a total joy, despite being 90 percent in Hebrew and lasting from 9 PM to like 3 AM.

When Pop finally (FINALLY, AT AGE 96) died, all the kids in the family were like “wait, Passover is fun? Who knew?”

Wellllllll the ones we used to suffer through with What’s-His-Name’s grandfather at the helm weren’t nearly as fun. He wouldn’t allow anyone to do ANYTHING until directed by the haggadah, and we went through the WHOLE THING. Now? 15 minutes of telling stories and then we eat! And drink!

I go back and forth. As someone who ended up having to go on FMLA for my cramps I am down with this because that process was hell in every way imaginable.

Oh, seconded! Although perimenopause has been mixed bag for me, as someone who had severe primary dysmennoreah starting at the age of 14, this law, if it had been enacted where I lived, would have allowed me to do something that was just not really available to me my whole career: work full-time. I only managed it…

As a PMDD sufferer I turn into a rage fountain for almost a full week before my period. It’s actual terrible going to work during that time because sometimes I do/say things I later regret but I know I can’t reasonably take time off work every month to avoid being rude to people who probably deserve it but usually my…

As someone who was out of the office last week Monday because my cramps made me consider the pros/cons of hacking out my uterus with a butcher knife, I support this.

I used to work for a very Jewish, but very hippie woman. I cooked the Passover meal. She didn’t drink, so we passed a weed pipe around every time we were supposed to drink. Many burning bush jokes were made.

Ours is just a never ending game of who can say the snarkiest thing last. It’s like MST3K: Haggadah edition

You can Skype into mine: it’s basically this: let’s drink, Four Questions, let’s drink some more, festive meal, let’s keep drinking.

• Set up an interview with Riz Ahmed, pull out one boob, say nothing.

Thanks to Trump, we finally got to see what happens when Ayn Rand’s fantasy comes true and all of the rich people are put in charge of running things. Turns out they have absolutely no idea what they are doing.

Jared Kushner’s daddy bought him admission to Harvard. It’s easy to be self confident when you’ve been a pampered little shithead with people telling you you’re great all the time. His father also went to jail courtesy of Chris Christie, which is why Jersey Fats was frozen out by Dumbass Donald.

$$. Trump isn’t touching military funding, in fact, he’s hellbent on taking money from loser programs like Head Start in order to give the military even more obsolete weapons they don’t want so he’s buying their silence.

There was alot of Obama grousing - but they generally seem pleased to get thrown under the bus by these jerks, so long as they can bomb whomever they want whenever they please.

The military puts up with a lot of stuff from the President.

I get what you are saying, but honestly many of the original awareness campaigns we’re actually saying “this thing happens and it’s real.” Like for a long time cancer of any kind, but especially breast cancer was not something talked about. Like ever. We can’t construct a history of breast and ovarian cancer from my…

What are the odds he’s donated to Autism Speaks? I’m sure Trump has. Also, is it true that they chose blue to represent autism because more boys are diagnosed? Because that would make me hate them even more.

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.