Asking for compassion? That’s a tall order, shawtie.

That’s not a real accurate statistic to use in this context. It includes kids that died in their crib, at age 5, 10, 15, etc. We’re talking about how football has effected his life. What’s the life expectancy of a world class 20 year old athlete who doesn’t spend his 20s and 30s playing professional football? What…

Take a nap

A 70 year old friend is leaving next week to climb Mt Whitney for the 20th straight year. He rides his bike over 10k miles/year.

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

What about Ted Cruz? Or Paul Ryan? Or Eric Trump? Or Donald, Jr.? Or RNC PR BS? Or that vape advocate? So many to choose from!

Yeah, I’ve heard this story before and it usually takes a few days to a couple of weeks before he chews through his restraints and is off to the races again.

There is just no nuance with you people...

Unless Kelly had convinced Trump to hand him his phone, I have no doubts that he’ll be back to Tweeting childish, stupid shit. I chalk this spate up to trying to rebut charges of White House chaos following “The Mooch” fiasco.

It’s kind of like how Men’s Journal has articles on how to get shredded abs and have mind blowing sex in every issue.

Golf Magazine is fake news though. They’re published the same article in 100 straight editions, “How To Hit Your Driver 300 Yards In 5 Easy Steps.” Yet I still can’t hit it for shit.

Racism, mostly.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

If he were a Philly fan, this would be a posthumous gift.

Fun little tidbit of info: the ring was sized for Moises Alou’s middle finger.

Most meaningful is the genuine outreach from the Ricketts family, on behalf of the Cubs organization and fans, signifying to me that I am welcomed back into the Cubs family and have their support going forward.

Say what you want, but Bartman has behaved with class.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.