Alternatively, have a live shark race a computer simulation of Michael Phelps, complete with Dark Lord of the Sith entrance.

Feel free to use a real Chad Le Clos as chumbait, though.

He admitted in interviews leading up to the broadcast that he did not get in the water with a shark and then race it, which would have been insanely dangerousawesome

Oh, good, Tom Brady is fuckin’ sports world Gwyneth Paltrow

Why the apostrophe in front? You’re not abbreviating it on the front end.

lower back tightness = 4-6 weeks on the DL?

Better now than disappearing for six weeks in the postseason like he usually does?

To your second point, last sentence: This man had his children with him. His primary concern should be their safety and well-being, not picking a pointless fight with a fucking Nazi at a baseball game. Of course his concern centers around physical safety. There’s a fucking Nazi sitting in front of him. It’s not like…

YES!! SAME here.

Paint is still my goto quick photo editing app. I’m not an artist and I don’t need something complicated to do the few things that Paint does.

The Nazi section is actually at Kampfman Stadium

Moved him to different seats? What section is the “OK with Nazis” section at the Cleveland baseball stadium? The only acceptable response is they removed him from the stadium and banned him for life.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

That boy’s got Secretary of the Interior written all over him.

I’m not Amish, just raising my kids that way. Really enjoy not having to share the computer with those bastards.

Had never heard of this fellow human, and after just now watching a single video, this is the best news I have heard all week. It is sad and a tad disturbing that he has fans. Also, my 10 year old has just informed me that she recognizes him from whatever Bizaardvark is, and that “he is stupid.”

Just announced, Jake Paul is taking a position as special advisor to the president on bro pranks and other stupid shit.

***Researches who this guy is***

“I have outgrown the channel.”

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.