Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

Massaging my temples while I quietly whisper to myself, “Anger is a tool, not a default. Anger is a tool, not a default.”

Every once in a while, Lorne Michaels uses his powers for good. Don’t think that he isn’t actively looking for ways to get under Trump’s skin a little more each week (and bless him for it).

It honestly enrages me that she faced a deluge of criticism on things that Trump was far guiltier of. To this day, my Republican family who complains about all Trump’s recent actions, still believe that he is better than Hillary because she’s a “crook.” And the people who continue to believe that are the ones who…

100% agreed. If the Great Waking Up were a thing that could possibly happen the GOP would have died irretrievably sometime in the mid- to late-1990s.

The continued existence of the Republican party is predicated on the fact that their voters will never wake up.

Republican voters don’t see this stuff as being against them. They believe strongly in the ideals of capitalism versus all else and “hard work” being the great equalizer. If they’re poor, for instance, it isn’t because a system isn’t fair or our laws aren’t fair, it’s because maybe they got too comfortable watching…

Ehhh. Dems would still be blamed. Those hicks are nothing if not loyal.

And also, those that couldn’t be bothered to have voted between a somewhat unlikable lady and a raging, narcissistic, trust fund baby, C student, 7th grade vocabulary, not really a billionaire blowhard, and stayed home, because “what does it matter anyways man”: this is on you. We’re going to need you to wear hunter…

I’m pretty sure most of the people calling Clinton a Republican were sweet summer children who had no idea what a Republican government looks like. I still remember one Hillary opponent who said younger people know more about her because they watch clips of her on YouTube. Like, anyone who’s old enough to…

To all the liberals Americans who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

My new position is that Democrats should just leave the capitol building and refuse to participate in government for the next two years. All we ever seem to do is shave the most heinous parts off of Republican policies and then get blamed for the predictably shitty results by a bunch of know-nothing hicks. If,…

I dunno, he was fulfilling campaign promises a week ago. Shitty, racist and economically disastrous promises but still. This one is just flat out him no longer caring to play the game. He literally said “I’m changing this law for the financial benefit of my friends”. This is not normal.

Hey Trump Supporters!! All you forgotten men & women of America!!

Hopefully it should lead to an overwhelmingly diminished voter turnout on the Republicans’ side in the midterms. All they need to do is highlight the connection between the Republicans and Trump. They’re abetting and aiding each other. They’re completely complicit in everything they do.

To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

You don’t show up to protest his rallies, because that’s exactly why he’s doing it. His whole schtick is to provoke and provoke until he gets a reaction, then he cries his crocodile tears over freeze peach, and then rinse and repeat. Without that, he’s just some asshole spouting off ridiculous nonsense. 

Counterpoint: trolls thrive on conflict and getting a reaction, and so resorting to violence and/or vandalism as protest is giving him exactly what he wants. The entire scheme is to poke the bear and get people angry enough to provoke physical retaliation, and then say “oh look how violent these ‘tolerant’ leftists…

The Neo-Nazi’s got what they wanted. A violent group of leftists “supressing campus free speech.”

I’m sure the College Republicans who invited him are thrilled that this happened, because it lets them continue to wallow in their persecution complex.