All of you are wrong. The correct takeaway from this is that ANNA FARIS is now single. I want no part of that mouthbreather, bring me the one they call... House Bunny.

This is sad. Divorce blows.

Does he suck? I feel like I’ve heard about him sucking but I can’t remember exactly what it was he did...

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

“artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji”

I want to give her 10 Mother of the Year Awards. What a phenomenal advocate for her daughter. Brava, Gianna Constand!

He may be not have much political experience but DAMN Macron is a sharp and fearless mofo. And that accent is so unbelievably fuckable.

I screamed when I saw Macron’s tweet.

When asked if she’d heard from Taylor since then, Kim’s neck behaved like her face and barely moved while she said nothing

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

This dumbass, dead-eyed motherfucker.....

Damn you Colin Firth stealing another 9.50 from me with that damn accent and jaw.

Thanks for calling out Ellen, often the mean girl.

“Pfffffffft,” Kidman says. “I’m precise.”

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)

A couple years ago, my mom’s Episcopalian church started allowing same-sex couples to marry there (and even started sharing pictures of same-sex weddings on their social media pages) and there was a huge Thing over it.

With the look on her face of “I’m sick of your shit and your father-husband’s shit.”