They like unborn children.

I wouldn’t count on her being incompetent, if I were you. Unfortunately.

California has been in the process of mainstreaming as many special education students as possible and has been for years. So if Noor Salman was in special day classes, she must have significant issues (for example kids in the eighth grade who can’t make change).

Yeah clearly i’ve read too many books about the German military during WW2.

Get this to the top of the page.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Not to mention her saying this: “McSweeney texts again on December 29, “U hate me cus I’m white. Our conversations r everything to me btw. We have a lot of friends in common and if anyone of them saw this I would b so ashamed.”

Yeah, that’s a huge red flag. He’s smart to have seen the signs.

Agreed. There are red flags and then there are dealbreakers. For me, the dealbreakers are things like out the gate saying something racist, misogynistic, or homophobic. Saying all the dudes on the app “look gay” would seal the deal for me. He at least was nice enough to not ghost her, but it was pretty obvious he…

Yes! I came here to write the same thing! I’m pretty sure he was over it as soon as she said “The dudes all look gay to me”. I mean that’s when I would have been like, “Cool. I don’t want to ever meet this person.”

Michael Che is a moronic dickhead but this is not the reason why.

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

What color can we used to describe the incoming administration’s new witch hunts which will result in hundreds of government employees being dismissed from service because of their perceived political orientation? 

These are the moments we’ll remember sitting ‘round the cracklin’ fire burning in the ol’ garbage can, gnawing on rat\pidgeon pate’ in the future Trump States Of Bigly Greatness. Oh, look over yonder....’shroom cloud. Must be Tuesday.

The picture at the top only serves to reinforce the idea she’s a criminal which I think in this instance is not helpful.

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

You’ve nailed it with your arch observations... Might be a little pedi, though.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

She fits right in.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.