None, but there’s a rumor that Barron’s autistic.

Follow-ups: how much is this going to cost us as taxpayers? And how much is this going to cost Midtown businesses?

I am convinced it’s a combo of cheek fillers, bad eyeliner, and that face you make when trying to understand a language you don’t speak well.

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

DER TAKE ERRR WEMEN

We need to stop using the term “family values.” There’s got to be something more accurate, like “retrograde hatred values.”

She’s seen some wars in movies, and she acted in a war movie once, didn’t she? So I mean yeah, of course she knows what it’s like. She’s an artist. She like, inhabits a character.

She is far down, but she is typical of people who sit on their moral high horses. and sometimes those people need to be called out on their bullshit.

But she’s on the list. She’s a smug, rich, insulated idiot who imagines herself to be a great political philosopher of the left. Nothing in her privileged and graceful life has ever exposed her to real risk or hardship. I’m sure she can endure a few tweets from Debra Messing.

We really don’t. We’re a plague.

What a bitch.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.

Some people simply shouldn’t have children. If 99% of people either resisted societal pressure to have kids or waited until they were emotionally stable and financially prepared before having them, we’d crush poverty within 20 years.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Agreed- you do all the rocking.

Absolutely. The Slot has been a gift.

Agreed. A Star for you and all these awesome writers!

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

It’s becoming apparent to me that my progressive bubble in the SF Bay Area is also not free from evangelical Christian single-issue Trump supporters and casual racists. It’s everywhere, sadly; it’s just more overt and widespread in some areas than in others. :(