I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.

On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry and will do whatever I can to help right the ship for everyone.

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

I’m convinced that he uses a Kevlar-based hairspray that solidifies on contact.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

sorry, president evil, her drug tests are currently being audited.

Thank you. THIS on the same day that he says the Central Park 5 are still guilty, despite DNA evidence exonerating them. No one gives a crap about that, but this 11-year-old bullshit is what puts them over the edge? Christ.

I don’t think “Bill is worse” is going to work, no matter how many times they repeat it. That video has legs, and attacking a woman (even Hillary) for her husband’s decades-ago affairs is going to play just as poorly with a lot of voters.

So... Why is this the thing that’s finally gonna bury Trump?

You know, this is a common catchphrase, but it’s not true. Reality does not have a liberal bias; conservatism (specifically, Republicanism) has just consciously decided to abandon reality altogether.

I love that she’s wearing a cross while defending a guy who is nearly the complete opposite of everything Jesus represented.

One of many from Scottie Neil Hughes tonight

I love you, Cudi! You don’t owe your fans an apology. Just heal, my angel.

Nothing selective about it. Nice try. Jezebel is trying to build one person up at the expense of the other person. And because you have an issue with that person, it’s a ok with you. Looks like your the selective one. I point out double standards wherever I see them.

Plus which, buttered noodles are delicious.

Hypocrisy and double standards don’t outrage you? They really should.

Yeah, Maks is kind of an asshole.

I loved when in the intro episode and Amber met her dance partner and she said she was excited because she had been an exotic dancer. He sneered and said condescendingly “that’s not the kind of dancing we do here”. Uh step down dude. Have you ever seen your own show??? That’s pretty much the only dancing you do…

A.) Walking, talking bowl of buttered noodles = perfection

Yeah and that Playboy model chick who posted a naked photo of a complete stranger was also talking about how she wanted more out of the performance.