Sad Dry 'Flower', you mean. No way she's saying the p-word. 

Men have crowed about their cocks (the very word “cock”!) since time immemorial. I say it’s high time for women to brag about their wet-ass pussies. It’s a social leveling. Yes, Cardi’s video is rather ridiculous, but she’s enjoying herself, she’s in control, and no one is making you (Ben Shapiro, I mean) or anyone…

She just rocks back and forth, staring at the floor and humming “London Bridge.”

Waiting for Mrs. Shapiro to drop her GOP Convention dance hit “Sad Dry Pussy.”

It’s just like with their constant rage: they’ve been edging for years, at this point.

Not sure when it’ll all explode though..

“I never thought it would happen to me, but there I was, minding my own business when WAP popped up on my browser and seized control of my computer!”

Something tells me Dr. Mrs. Shapiro just closes her eyes and thinks of England. 

As usual, a so-called “conservative voice” is all riled up about some idiotic novelty pop song that will be completely forgotten six weeks from now. And they wonder why normal people refuse to take their “voices” seriously.

“I do a kegel while it’s inside”

“Thrilled to learn right wing women are getting terrible sex though. At least there is a little bit of justice in this world.”

Whelp, I guess there *is* a way to make “WAP” completely cock-shrivellingly anti-sexual.

This is hilarious. Here’s hoping Ben Shapiro never experiences WAP. He certainly doesn’t deserve it.

Also that wasn’t the point of the study!

Conservatives love an outrage boner, too bad they would not know what to do with it. I have not seen the actual video, just the headlines and SM chatter. You have to go looking for it. “I was just sitting at home in my slanket hugging my MyPillow when I was whacked in the face by WAP” is obvious bullshit. Thrilled to…

One woman wrote that she asked her husband to do laundry, and he said, “Wait is this Lean In laundry or normal laundry? If it’s Lean In laundry, I’ll do it. If it’s not, then I don’t have time right now.”

He’s probably convinced her that three inches is large.

Reminds me of the old joke:

My experience with men is that they need an incentive to do something they don’t want to do. Not infecting and killing people aren’t good enough because they don’t personally benefit as individuals.

At my school, every single one of the women teachers are concerned and have expressed concern via email/phone to the administration about returning to in-person teaching. On the complete and total other hand, several men teachers have encouraged the return to face-to-face instruction.