It is actually a mortal sin to pay for pre-made guac. Or at least that's what one of my chefs in culinary school told me.

Every time I eat kale or avocado now (which, not gonna lie, is every night because I am a hipster-ass vegan — at least six times a week sometimes I just put kale, avocado, and kimchi together in a bowl and call it dinner) I am going to get "Open Your Heart" stuck in my head. WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE THAT VIDEO IS THE…

I would like to live in a world where Laverne Cox would be one of the Time 100. Where her trans experience actually cemented her position on that list, instead of pigeonholing her.

Also, I would like a pony.

Yes.

I hear what you're saying. It isn't even really possible to control a large portion of media (or a non-homogeneous community, like the varying shades and intersections of LGBTQ), and any attempt to do so is going to be frustrating and mostly futile. However, that's not what I think (I think, I'm pretty sure) I see Kat…

As somebody else who is studying pastry arts, I will eat your share and then light my credibility on fire.

Oops, I lied. Keep those truffle fries away from me. I can feel my overloaded palate curling up and dying.

I am the worst mostly-vegan in the world because I want to eat ALL OF THESE. The descriptions make me want to throat-punch, though. The word "brouhaha" should never be on a published menu, GODDAMN.

I like your style.

From the Oprah interview: "Anderson Cooper - the Silver Surfer of cable news" — how have I never heard this? It is literally perfect.

I'm definitely willing to believe that; I just have a hard time watching lots of the actual scenes. Maybe I'll try again soon :)

Interesting. I (am unpopular, even on the internet, and) have a hard time with this movie because I don't find it as easy to separate the individual actions in the film from the overall message, which people tell me is anti-bullying/anti-clique (I've watched the whole film, but only in parts because I'll admit that I…

Wow, every single one of those requires cojones de titanio, but combined? I am so sorry.

As a vegan and a restaurant person I would like to apologize on our (vegans') behalf. I know damned well that nondairy cheese is expensive as shit compared to cow cheese, and the ratio is even worse when you're trying to stock it in restaurant-sized quantities. OF COURSE it is going to cost more! Jeepers.

I am still incredibly peeved at the BSA's half-assed attempt at equality that comes off as worse than nothing: your gay son can be in our organization as long as we can make sure he's somewhere all the exclusively straight leaders and other straight scouts are welcome to educate him out of it.

Wow. Fuck that guy. Wonder how it would have gone if you'd said, "Here, could you please hold these for me so I can get past your arm?"

You know, I'm not actually sure. We're going to be working on strengthening my core muscles so I can make a habit of tilting the bottom of my pelvis a little farther forward, which does change the angle of the curve a little but, obviously, only when I actually stand that way. I can't imagine it will do anything…

I knew it! Real-life imperial strategy is exactly like Settlers of Catan!

This little allergen monster has the right idea. We need to take a break!

Right? I'm about to start physical therapy to try to lessen that "beautiful curve".