Please take that ben stiller gif down. It’s seizure triggering.

My husband gets annoyed that I watch these shows. I try to explain to him that watching crazy, rich women argue about petty shit makes me feel better about my life.

You are correct. Referring to your spouse as “mom” or “dad” in a family conversation is perfectly normal. As in “Mom is going to live somewhere else because dad had dinner with his female coworker last night.”

I’d counter that he’s terrified of women and as a result, has come up with an arcane system of rules to prevent him from having to attempt (and then fail) to interact with them organically.

Or he’s not interested in women and so he’ll happily have dinner with any dude. That’s also why if there’s alcohol he needs his wife by his side. To stop him from getting drunk and eatin’ up all the dick in the room.

I don’t care what you assholes say. Karen Pence was amazing in the Harry Potter films.

The fact that Pence is so adamant about the rules makes me think that it’s a mix of paternalism and him having cheated at some point.

You don’t even know what you mean. (neither do we)

I love this idea. Our friends just did this for a honeymoon to Japan. They had everything itemized, and we were able to buy them a $200 dinner at some fancy restaurant. I thought that was so great, and we spent twice as much as we would have on just a normal gift, because we love them and wanted them to have a…

Three - five at Alderson*?

I have noticed that notmyyacht hasn’t really answered your counterpoint. As a former sales associate (when I was in my twenties) I can’t imagine much that a teenage “security guard” could have done differently in the eighties. Notmyyacht seems to think that the security guard should have known better than the mother.

You don’t leave your child alone in a toy department and expect the employees to babysit your child. That’s not their job.

I say they witness someone getting mugged, do nothing, and they all get tried for their crimes against humanity.

30 years ago, 15% was standard, but with wage stagnation (a lot of servers are paid less than $3/hr), 20-25% is the standard tip these days. 10% would be considered insulting. (I believe for tax purposes, servers are required to declare a minimum of 15% tips. Technically, restaurants are supposed to make up the…

Y’all. Balding is fine. Why do we spend so much time hating on balding men? I think it’s fine to just let it happen. He doesn’t need a weave or a toupee or a shaved head. It’s fine.

yasss

I’m an Ashkenazi Jew and therefore an “ethnic person.”

People losing jobs to immigrants is largely a myth. Someone’s healthcare being stolen away is not.

Because this is a real concern, and hypothetical Trump voters aren’t actually losing their jobs to immigrants. They’re losing their jobs to automation and to industries moving overseas.